Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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