If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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