Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
So. Much. Porn.
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