Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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