Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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