Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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