another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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