What should our trivia night team be named?
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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