Whod you bang
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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