I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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