So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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