I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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