i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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