Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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