So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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