office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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