she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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