the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i think i just lost a toe
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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