i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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