Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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