Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
This baby is an asshole
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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