It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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