i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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