if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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