The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
