Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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