dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So squirting runs in the family.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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