I just made out with a guy for $7.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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