so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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