hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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