Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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