In the future we'll all be gay
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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