i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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