I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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