think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
