Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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