he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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