i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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