i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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