i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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