I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We're too hungover to prance.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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