office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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