some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The air was thick with penises
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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