Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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