Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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