Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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