Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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