I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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