She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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