so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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