i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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