i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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