Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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