she was so not down for the gang bang
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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