i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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