STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
