I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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