I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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